Here’s a text Conversation I[Me] had with a friend of mine[F]. [most of what you read here is imaginary and abstract and It's Nothing. If you find this is abstract, unclear,rubbish then just rem this is nothing and pretend you didn't read nothing at all!]
He texts Me and it goes like this..
F: Hey wassup? you there?
Me: Hey! nothing much man, sup with you??
F: Me at my friend’s place enjoying with friends 
Me: Oh cool, Enjoy-Have a nice time 
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F: So, What else? What you doing?
Me: well nothing as such. I’m doing nothing.
F: How can you be doing nothing man?
Me: Well, If I’m not doing nothing then I’d be doing nothing rite?
F: yeah, but.. I guess you’re trying to hide something. You can’t be doing nothing, you should be doing something! Are you trying to be a smart ass or something?
Me: Hey C’mon man. I said I’m upto nothing and that means I’m doing nothing. How can I be doing something when I am doing nothing? Can’t a man do nothing at all? Is he supposed to be doing something all the time? Give me a break..
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F: Lets take that you’re doing nothing. At least you should be thinking of something? You confuse me, you pretending to be cool?
Me:[I wonder, why the hell is he trying to make me think something when I'm supposed to be sitting here doing nothing? That too he's 'enjoying with his friends'!] Well, You’re right! I’m thinking of nothing !
F: Curse me if i’m wrong. A Human Being can’t spend his life without thinking!
Me: Hey I never said I am not thinking! All I said is I’m thinking about Nothing! Got it?
F: Damn you! You are irritating Me!
Me: Excuse me. Why would you get irritated If I do/think nothing?
F:Why do you always have to ask questions ?
Me: ‘coz you amuse me when you ask “hey how can you not be doing nothing?” and crap quesions like that. I wonder why such questions even arise in your mind when you’re supposed to be partying with friends!
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F: Sorry I had been out to get my buddy’s present. So you still doing nothing?
Me: Oh! Yep I’m doing nothing!
F: you are sick. Can’t you get over it?! get a life!
Me: But I already got a better life!
F: huh? you think its funny? So you say you’ve got a life. Any person who has a life does something or think something, That’s a Human tendency!
Me:Ok. Lets say a Human Being has to d something and he does it by performing actions required to do that job. In my case I’m doing nothing by actually doing nothing at all.
F: #$%#$#$^ 45^$^#%@
Me: Be polite my friend, I have nothing against you. There is no reason for you to be so mad.
F: OMG! you got nothing on Me? What’s all the previous msg’s supposed to mean ?
Me: They are supposed to mean nothing actually. Well, Since it didn’t mean nothing to you, It means nothing at all.
[no more replies frm F]
[I wonder: Oh, now he really doesn't know what nothing is. well he isn't messaging. Too bad he stopped before I could make him realize. I suppose he's also doing nothing now. I wish he understands that.. oh what am I doing? what am I thinking? Wasting my time thinking about him, I guess. I better go and start doing Nothing. Damn F.]
A few mins later when i’m doing nothing: Another fren msgs..
F2: what are you doing man? No msg nothing?
Me: Hey F2! I’m doing nothing ……