Change

I remember a newspaper saying “…..humans race is likely to be split into two in the next thousand years, one part into an intelligent living creature and the other into man-eating goblins “

I remember another newspaper saying “…..male chromosomes are dangerously going down in count”

What do you understand by this? And why is this happening?
Is this a natural transformation?
Is this a blunder made by ourselves?
Is this a misinformation that has made a scientist find a vaccination for swine flu and inject the same sample to every human being?
Could this be an infection carried by an astronaut who had been to a different world on an occasion to explore the universe?

B’coz there is already a change!
People are dying of heart attack at a very young age
Some get asthma before they can learn to walk
What would this kind of strange happening be?

People eat human flesh in reality shows(that’s next to come)
There is a habitat imbalance, and I see leopards crossing the streets
There is food crisis
There is a reduction in aquatic population
Number of tigers existing can now be counted in minutes

A recent change I read yesterday:
A friend can be the best sex buddy!!!
B’coz there is no risk involved of any kind
B’coz you don’t need to apologize for your mistakes
Marriages were a trend once upon a time!
What kind of hilarious change is this?
( who did even talk about this? What have you stuffed in your head? )

This is turning out to be a contest
Who’s gonna be the ‘goblins’
I’ve classified various classes of human beings, the best way I can
The last guy left is me
Or someone like me
Or someone who is wondering about this change
Can I possibly become a goblin?
May be I can already sense some change in me